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Subscribe to this thread The humor thread created by korze91 on September 30, 2013

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korze919/30/13 1:46pm
I didn't see any threads about humor so, here it is! Simply post a joke, image, video, whatever, that (you think) will put a smile on someone's face or actually obliterate someone's sides. I'll start with a video of a parrot trying several times to say "nobody expects the Spanish inquisition":

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korze919/30/13 7:33pm
And here's some images of titles of wikipedia articles that got deleted for obvious reasons:

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joeden2/3/14 5:44pm
Want some funny sorry about the quality of the first vid but here it is

some one piece kinda long but still funny

i'll get some more later

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grdeleo2/6/14 7:12pm
Did you hear about the guy who made the pill that lets you live forever? He died by chocking to death. BADUM-CH!

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CalicoYorki2/8/14 4:18pm

Ohhh, this thread has been waiting for me!

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
~you look for the fresh prints~

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
~denim denim denim, denim denim denim~

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
~three - the left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear~

Why was Oedipus against profanity?
~he kissed his mother with that mouth~

I'm done with you all, for now!

ha ha ha

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joeden2/8/14 5:43pm
A revolutionary leader gets caught and is to be executed they are happy about it but they give him his last meal. They ask him what he wishes for as a last meal, so he asks for a bag of peanuts and they give it to him. He eats them then has a seizure, the guards start freaking out as he says "ha ha ha suckers i`m allergic to peanuts!" He then dies

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ZycantAlpha2/8/14 7:21pm
A man is on a vacation traveling around the world. As he is wandering around the desert with his atlas he trips over a magic lamp and a genie comes out of it. The genie says "as a thank you for freeing me I shall grant you any wish you desire."

The man thinks it over for a few seconds pulls out his atlas, turns it to a picture of the world map, points to the Middle East and says "I wish for there to be peace here."

The genie shakes his head and says "I'm sorry, but I'm not certain I can do that. You must understand that these people have been fighting for hundreds of years. I can do many things, but this may be beyond even my powers. Do you have another wish?"

The man begins thinking again and finally comes to an answer. "All right, well I work as a programmer and many people use my code on a regular basis. I wish that my users would give me reasonable requests and be satisfied with what I give them."

The genie looked at the man for a few seconds and finally answered "...Let me see that map again."

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DanWithTheHat2/8/14 7:44pm
Love the Programming joke! XD

Here's some videos for some laughs.

These Bad Lip Readings never get old:

Also, it may be old but along the same lines, JaboodyDubs:

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GodofVelcro2/9/14 8:17pm
Here is one of my favorite TomSka videos, if you haven't heard of him, you should check him out. :D

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DanWithTheHat2/10/14 7:34pm
My favorite part: "Sssseee the thing is Jenny and I.... I'll just kill him. LET ME SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE!"

Back in 2011, I thought that he would end up running out of ASDFmovie ideas after the 4th one. I was so wrong.

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Asora10/24/14 7:27pm

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origamifan11/2/14 1:46pm
jokes with genie? I've got some!
three friends are lost in the desert and find a magic lamp that unleash a genie.The genie grants them 3 wishes. the first one say "bring me back home,please." and disappears, the second one make the same wish and disappears too and the third one say "I feel sad without my friends, can you bring them back here?"

a man find a lamp and a genie come out of it.The genie say:"as a reward for freeing me, I'll grant you three wishes"
the man thus say "I would like to have an infinite number of wishes" to which the genie answers"you just wasted a wish. You can't do that.".
the man then say"Ok, so as a second wish, I would like to go back to my first wish." to which the genie answer "aaand that makes two wasted wishes! You can't do that either."
slightly frustrated, the man finally say "But how the f*** does it works! Can I have a manual" to which the genie answer "a manual, you can have it, you can ask for one." then hands him a book and say "see ya!" before disappearing.

And here is the most convincing death scene in a movie.

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Aman37121/1/15 12:32pm
I've got some lols laying around.

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ST34LTH1/1/15 4:27pm
+1 for the last one. He could so have said that.

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Aman37121/1/15 4:28pm

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