|wish granted, but they constantly dump all over your belongings|
i wish i had magic powers
|Wish, Granted, but you cant get rid of the purple flamingos that pop into existence every time you raise your hands to do a spell.|
I wish that I could have a library the size of the state of Indiana.
|Wish Granted, but you have to pay insane penalty fees for having a library that big, and you constantly get lost in it|
i wish dragons were real
|Wish granted. Dragons get pissed with each other and global "scorched earth" is achieved.|
I wish we could achieve intergalactic travel with the current level of technology we have.
|Wish granted. You are the first person to successfully land on a distant planet using a catapult powerfull enough to launch you screaming into the night sky at the speed of light!|
Alas, you are also its first successfull fatality and the first person to become intergalactic street pizza...
I wish my dreamkeeper Dylan was real!
|Wish granted. However, due to being created from thin air, he has the intelligence of a newborn. |
I wish I had a Namah body pillow.
|Wish granted, but it is infested with bed bugs.|
I wish I could get my life back on track.
|Wish granted, your life is now "ON TRACK" for a "MAJOR COLLUSION COURSE WITH A HORRIBLE DESTINY", I hope your up for it.|
I wish that I had a job that paid enough for me to get what I need, AND a few things I want.
|Wish granted, however you work the front register and no one ever comes when you call, be it for picking up the excess cash in the register, helping you handle the lines, or checking on the items that are out of your area :)|
I wish children were taken more seriously by society as a whole.
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