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Yeah,
what she said. Note when picking up your materials, that nothing
else on this earth can be used in making beads. Don't use any techniques
not covered in this tutorial, or you will be meddling with powers
far beyond my comprehension. If you don't do precisely as I tell
you, I can't be responsible for the chaos that will unfold.
So,
you start with a block of Sculpey clay. That's a bit much for our
needs, so slice off a more manageable chunk. It will start out hard
- you have to work the clay for awhile, so imagine your fingers
are curled around the thr oat of someone you hate, and have a good
time. Several short minutes later, your imaginary foe is growing
cold on the floor, and you've got nice warm malleable clay to work
with.
Roll
the clay into little balls that are roughly bead sized. Be sure
to save some leftover clay for use later. If an alligator makes
a surprise guest appearance in your life, you'll need something
on hand to feed it.
Next,
find a sick, devious paperclip and straighten it out. Beads have
holes in them, I forget why, but they do. So use the paperclip to
skewer your balls. (That joke wasn't intentional, and you have a
sick mind.) Wiggle the paperclip around to widen the hole. When
you remove the paperclip, the holes might look a bit ragged. To
fix that, stick a pencil into them and work with it to even out
the edges into a nice little circle. Googly eyes! ...Yes, I forgot
to mention you'll need a pencil - head out to the store now, and
then continue reading.
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